Archive | November, 2017

100 Words a Day #183

1 Nov

Get into the costume!

I don’t want to.

Why the hell not?! It is Halloween!

Because I am a dog.

What do you mean you’re a dog?  You’re not that bad looking.

No, you idiot! I am an actual dog.  Didn’t you notice the four legs, lot of hair, wet nose?

I didn’t want to say anything.  I thought maybe you had a hormonal problem.

You think hormones did this?  How stupid are you?

Ok, ok.  God.  Still get in this costume.  We can go get candy.

What’s the costume anyway?

Scooby Doo.

You got me a dog costume? Idiot.