‘Hey man! Are you a racist?’
‘Uh, weird thing to ask.’ Said Bob.
‘I am just asking because I need to know. I don’t want to be friends with racists.’
‘Have I ever given you any reason to think that I am a racist?’
‘Welp, sometimes racists are sneaky. You are kinda sneaky.’ Said Tom
‘SNEAKY?! What the hell does that mean?’
‘I don’t think you always say what you mean.’
‘Ok, I am not a racist. I do not have hatred for anyone. We should all be held to the same standards.
‘Good.’
‘Except for the Jews. Screw them.’
