‘I got a #9 with extra mayo!’ shouted Jimmy from behind the counter.
‘That’s me.’ said a fairly obese man who grabbed the bag and left.
Jimmy retreated back to the kitchen and the hot grill. Sandy gave him the side eye.
‘Really Jimmy? Extra mayo?’
‘No, I jerked off on it.’
‘Jesus Jimmy. You are gross.’
‘Kidding, kidding. I don’t have that kind of speed or aim. I just like yelling ‘Extra mayo!’ when I see fat people have ordered.’
‘How do you know they are fat when you are back here?’
‘This is America. They are always fat.’
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