100 Words a Day #125

‘I got a #9 with extra mayo!’ shouted Jimmy from behind the counter.

‘That’s me.’ said a fairly obese man who grabbed the bag and left.

Jimmy retreated back to the kitchen and the hot grill.  Sandy gave him the side eye.

‘Really Jimmy?  Extra mayo?’

‘No, I jerked off on it.’

‘Jesus Jimmy. You are gross.’

‘Kidding, kidding.  I don’t have that kind of speed or aim.  I just like yelling ‘Extra mayo!’ when I see fat people have ordered.’

‘How do you know they are fat when you are back here?’

‘This is America.  They are always fat.’

fat

 

 

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