Tag Archives: dog

100 Words a Day #183

1 Nov

Get into the costume!

I don’t want to.

Why the hell not?! It is Halloween!

Because I am a dog.

What do you mean you’re a dog?  You’re not that bad looking.

No, you idiot! I am an actual dog.  Didn’t you notice the four legs, lot of hair, wet nose?

I didn’t want to say anything.  I thought maybe you had a hormonal problem.

You think hormones did this?  How stupid are you?

Ok, ok.  God.  Still get in this costume.  We can go get candy.

What’s the costume anyway?

Scooby Doo.

You got me a dog costume? Idiot.

Scooby

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100 Words a Day #165

29 Sep

‘Wynter! Wynter! Get in the car! It is time to go!’  he yelled.

Wynter was nowhere to be found.  He looked around the house to find her.  Nothing.  He went outside to the backyard.  She was in the corner digging away.  He got up to her and grabbed her collar.  ‘C’mon!  We are gonna be late.  You are so dirty.’

He put her in the car and they got on their way.  Wynter liked to stick her head out the window and feel the wind on her face and tongue.

The vet had bad news for them.  Wynter had cancer.

dog

100 Words a Day #122

15 Aug

The dog snarled and the cat hissed.  The alley was dimly lit from a street light.  The two animals were fighting over whatever remnants were in a discarded pizza box.

The dog was easily 4 times the size of the cat but the cat was quicker, hungrier and much meaner.  With one swipe of the paw on the dog’s nose the cat was victorious.  The dog scampered out of the alley.

Looking in the box the cat found some crust and a container of marinara sauce.  She picked up the crust in her mouth to take back to her babies.

Alley cat, Jerusalem

100 Words a Day #118

11 Aug

Do what you love not what you think other people will love.

Personally I love doing my podcast, doing radio, writing short stories, working on sketches, hitting the gym, playing with my dog, eating lots of ice cream.

Sadly most of those things don’t pay me well, or at all.  So I make do and do things I wouldn’t normally do.  Like jobs, am I right?!   But a brother has got to eat so I become a slave to the man.

Possibly some of these things will pay off for me.  But until then I will enjoy what I do.

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100 Words a Day 113

6 Aug

As I was walking my dog we found something in the road.  Before I reveal what it was I should mention that kind of neighborhood I live in.  It is ok.  I call it ‘hood light.’  It is safe enough but you aren’t really surprised when the SWAT team truck comes down your street.

Ok, we found a used condom in the road.  What the fuck is that about?  It wasn’t near a garbage can.  It was in the road.  Some nasty ass guy forgot he still had it on and tossed it out the window of his car. Lawdy.

Condom

 

100 Words a Day #90

12 Jul

My dog likes to sleep on the bed.  My dog likes to sleep under the sheets.  My dog likes to sleep right next to you.  My dog is 30lbs.  My dog likes to take up 2/3 of the bed even though she is only 30lbs.  My dog likes all treats.  My dog likes to get in her cage.  My dog likes to run around the back yard.  My dog likes my cats.  My dog likes to ride in the car.  My dog is not afraid of storms or fireworks.  My dog likes to lick almost everything.  I love my dog.

Winnie

100 Words a Day #89

11 Jul

My dog poops in the house more than she should.

My cat pukes in the house more than he should.

Sometimes I wonder if my dog and cat went on some kind of bender.

People need more public validation than they should.

You shouldn’t get praise for things that you should do.

You should be ok with doing things, you should do, and not getting praise for it.

I’d like to read more but I am not even sure where to begin.

The concept of learning to play guitar intrigues me.

The putting in of time, and energy, less so.

 

Cat puke