Tag Archives: fun

100 Words a Dy #119

12 Aug

Things you need to be aware of life on the road as a comic.

1- It is often lonely.  You need to stay disciplined.

2- You often stay in cheap motels or crash on couches.

3- Food isn’t cheap.

4- Write about your experiences.

5- Learn to be friendly with staff and audience members.  Staff often have a say in who comes back.  Audience members will come back if they like you.

6- Get discount rewards at gas stations.

7- Have a quality gps!

8- Try to have fun! Don’t do this if you can’t.

9- Comedy is a job!

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100 Words a Day #96

18 Jul

Sometimes you scream and shout! You let those muthas out!

Other times you sit in the sound of silence.

Sometimes you rage against the machine!

Other times you watch paint dry.

Sometimes you just wanna dance with somebody!

Other times you just wanna sit on the couch all day.

Sometimes you just wanna eat 5 star food!

Other times eating a gas station hotdog sounds like the thing to do.

Sometimes you wanna get dressed to the nines!

Other times sweatpants with holes in them and a ‘Who Farted’ t-shirt makes sense.

Either way they are both right. Have fun!

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