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100 Words a Day #154

18 Sep

The bride and groom have written their own vows…

Bride- I knew from the moment we met that you were the one.  The way you shyly asked me out on date.  You took me to a Steak and Shake and you shared your fries with me.  We had many other dates where you held my hand as we looked at the sunset.  We laughed, we cried and made my heart swell with love.  I can’t imagine spending another day of my life without you in it.  I am yours forever and ever.

Groom- You never ran away when I farted.

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