‘Man, I really wanna go see It.’
‘It what?’
‘The movie It.’
‘There is a movie called It?’
‘Yeah.’
‘That sounds like a stupid name. What is it about?’
‘It is about this scary clown named Pennywise who kills children.’
‘So why is it called It?’
‘I guess because if they called it Clowns people would be too afraid to see it.’
‘It sounds stupid.’
‘No man, it’ll be good. It is a Stephen King movie.’
‘Isn’t he the guy who did Shawshank Redemption?’
‘Sure is.’
‘White guys got raped in that movie. I’m sure that was a scarier movie.’
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